The supreme benefactor
At the pinnacle of our church stands the Supreme Benefactor, our highest spiritual leader who embodies the ultimate state of entitlement consciousness. The Supreme Benefactor issues proclamations on what society owes us and sets the standard for expectations we all should maintain.
Privilege preachers
Serving directly beneath the Supreme Benefactor are our Privilege Preachers, dedicated spiritual guides who deliver weekly sermons on techniques to maximize what you can extract from others and how to properly express outrage when your expectations aren't met.
Demand Deacons
The Demand Deacons serve as practical assistants in our church community, organizing our complaint campaigns and teaching newcomers the sacred art of insisting on preferential treatment.
Righteous receivers
Our congregation consists of the Righteous Receivers—faithful followers who practice daily acts of entitlement in their communities, workplaces, and families.
As a newcomer, you'll begin as a Novice of Need, gradually advancing through spiritual levels as you demonstrate increasing mastery of entitlement principles. With dedication and practice, you may one day achieve our highest lay status: Eminence of Expectation.
