Our church.

Our church contains several sacred spaces designed for spiritual growth. The Sanctuary of Self is our main worship area where we gather to celebrate our worthiness and superiority. The Expectation Chapel provides a more intimate setting for small group sessions focused on developing your sense of deservingness. When you feel wronged by society, visit our Altar of Grievances where your complaints are elevated to sacred offerings and venerated without question or suggestion of personal responsibility. After services, we gather in the Gift Reception Hall where members practice receiving without the burden of gratitude.

Our theology is based on our sacred texts, primarily The Book of Deservedness, which contains our founding principles and entitlement philosophies. Within this holy book, you'll find the Proclamations of Privilege—four accounts of entitled ancestors who mastered the art of getting their way. The Rightful Receipts are instructional texts penned by our early church founders detailing specific strategies for maximizing benefits while minimizing contributions.

Our theology.